Listen up, maggots! This is an 11-mile hike, and we're gonna get through it in four hours! There's a couple of hills, but we won't let them slow us down, will we? If you want to look at the pretty waterfalls, you can do it on the run. Anyone who can't keep up with Michelle will be thrown to the mountain lions. Report to the meeting place promptly at 0830. We'll be back around 3. Wear your combat boots, and bring lunch, trail snacks, plenty of water, a rock, carpool money, and an Attitude. Meet at carpool point #2.
Directions to LPSS carpool point #2 (Los Gatos Public Parking Lot): Exit 17 onto Saratoga Ave (Highway 9) west in Los Gatos. Go past first light (University), then take the first right into the free public parking lot. Meet near the Saratoga Ave end of the lot.