Gumbyware Internotional
"With 37% Less Substance than the Average Dot Com!"

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At first glance, Gumbyware might look just like any other Net company, with:
What sets Gumbyware apart from all those other dot-coms? In addition to the essential features already mentioned, Gumbyware has:
If this isn't enough to persuade you to invest, what does it take, huh?

Gumbyware.com is located on the floor under a desk in a house in Sunnyvale, California, USA.

Staff

Eric J. Wilner, Eclectical Engineer
Aratinga S. Bird, Office Ornament

Incidentally, a "pickle spaniel" is one of the many small dogs used in Rube Goldberg's contraptions. Another popular component is the ten-pound biscuit.

See the source code for the clickless order-generator here.

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