"With 37% Less Substance than the Average Dot Com!"
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At first glance, Gumbyware might look just like any other Net company, with:
What sets Gumbyware apart from all those other dot-coms? In addition to
the essential features already mentioned, Gumbyware has:
- No products.
- No revenue.
- No track record.
If this isn't enough to persuade you to invest, what does it take, huh?
- No business plan.
- No funding.
- No physical business premises.
- No graphics on the home page.
- A machine shop, conveniently located 300 attoparsecs from galactic headquarters.
- The only mention on the Web of the term "Pickle spaniel."
- Now with
Gumbyware.com is located on the floor under a desk in a house in Sunnyvale, California, USA.
Eric J. Wilner, Eclectical Engineer
Aratinga S. Bird, Office Ornament
Incidentally, a "pickle spaniel" is one of the many small dogs used in
contraptions. Another popular component is the ten-pound biscuit.
See the source code for the clickless order-generator
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Like any modern on-line enterprise, Gumbyware has a
Proposition 65 Notice
Gumbyware.com is hosted on a server which contains
substances known to the State of California to cause
cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.